Left, Left, Left, Right-a, Left,
Left Left gonna stay in step,
1,
2,
3,
4.
Here we go,
On the run,
Easy run,
Easy run.
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Hey, hey, Captain Jack,
Meet me down by the railroad track,
With that rifle in your hand,
I'm gonna be a shooting man.
(bible... preaching; book... reading; pencil... writing; knife... cutting; suitcase... traveling;dice... gambling;)
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Up in the morning before the break of day,
I don't like it a-no way,
I eat my breakfast to darn soon,
Hungry as devil before noon.
I went to the mess Sergeant on my knees,
Mess Sergeant, mess Sergeant, feed me please,
Mess Sergeant said with a big old grin,
If you wanna be a Warrior,
You've got to be thin.
Singin' Hey Hey all the way,
PT everyday,
Hey Hey all the way,
PT everyday.
One mile,
No sweat,
Two miles,
Better yet,
Three miles,
I can make it,
You can make it,
Hoo-ah!
A-ha,
Hoo-ah!
A-ha.
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Rollin' Rollin' Rollin',
Oh my back is swollen,
Here we go,
On the run,
Easy run,
Dress it right,
Make it tight...
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When my old granny was 91,
She did PT just for fun.
When my old granny was 92,
She did PT better than you.
When my old granny was 93,
She did PT better than me.
When my old granny was 94,
She did PT more and more.
When my old granny was 95,
She did PT to stay alive.
When my old granny was 96,
She did PT just for kicks.
When my old granny was 97,
She up and died and went to heaven.
She met St. Peter at the pearly gate,
She said,"St. Peter, I'm sorry I'm late,"
St, Peter looked at her with a big ol' grin,
"Get down granny and give me ten."
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C 1-30 rollin' down the strip,
Fresno Warrior on a one way trip.
Stand up hook up shuffle to the door,
Jump right out and count to four.
Singing hey hey all the way,
PT everyday,
Hey Hey all the way,
PT everyday!
If my chute don't open wide,
I got another one by my side.
If that chute don't open too,
Look out ground I'm coming through.
And if I die on that old drop zone,
Box me up and ship me home.
Tell my mother I did my best,
And bury me in the front leaning rest.
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When I get to heaven,
Saint Peter's gonna say,
How'd you earn your livin'?
How'd you earn your pay?
And I'd reply with a little bit of anger,
Earned my life as an Fresno Warrior,
Blood, guts, sex, and danger,
That's the life of an Fresno Warrior.
When I get to Hell,
The devil's gonna say,
How'd you earn your livin?
How'd you earn your pay?
And I'd reply as I clenched my knife,
Get outta my way before I take your life,
Blood, guts, sex, and danger,
That's the life of an Fresno Warrior.
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Sergeant Laster, Sergeant Laster, don't be mean,
I didn't pee in your canteen,
Sergeant Swanson, Sergeant Swanson, don't be blue,
Frankenstein was ugly too,
Colonel Z. you better pick up the pace,
Or Sergeant Swanson's gonna be in your face.
Sergeant Swanson, Sergeant Swanson I'm in doubt,
Why your belly's stickin' out,
Was it the whiskey, was it the wine?
Or was it you shammin' at PT time?
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Mama and Papa were laying in bed,
Mama rolled over and this is what she said,
now give me some,
PT,
Good for you,
Good for me,
All day,
All night,
All right.
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Dress it right and cover down,
40 inches all around,
Standing tall and lookin good,
You ought to be in Hollywood,
Lift your head and hold it high,
Echo's running a mile alright,
Lift your head and hold it proud,
We're running fast and sounding loud.
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Jelly Belly Jelly Belly where you been,
Down at the Pizza Hut eating again,
Got two large pizzas with extra cheese,
Now your belly's down to your knees.
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Me and Superman got in a fight,
I hit him on the head with kryptonite,
I hit him so hard, I busted his brain,
Now I'm dating Lois Lane.
Me and Batman got in one too,
I hit him in the head with my left shoe,
Right in the temple with my left heel,
Now I'm driving the Bat Mobile.
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My fresno warrior color is green,
Shows the world that we are mean.
My fresno warrior color is red,
Shows the world the blood we shed.
My fresno warrior color is gold,
Shows the world that we are bold.
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I got a girl in a Mississippi town,
Warrior life was getting her down,
She said it was either me or the Corps,
I don't wanna go back to Mississippi no more.
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Sergeant Major said before PT,
There are three things that I want to see,
Pushups, situps, two mile run,
We do it all day just for fun.
Singin' hey, hey all the way,
We're ready every day,
Hey, hey all the way,
PT every day.
Up in the mornin' at the crack o' dawn,
A few more minutes and we'll be gone,
PT uniform is squared away,
Now we're ready to start our day.
Runnin' on the grass or runnin' on the road,
Runnin' every day is a healthy load,
When I'm in the middle of a good hard run,
I count the miles I've already done.
Echo Company runs the best,
Better by far than all the rest,
Sweatin' up a storm is the only way,
Echo Company is where I'll stay.
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